quote 🪨 SON HUY: THE LOST CAVE TABLET OF HUNGRY SCOTTUS 🪨 (Translated from Cave Grunt to modern Adelaide-ish.) Me Scottus Caveman 🪓 Jesslyn Cavewoman 💃 Tapeworm Caveworm 🪱 living in tummy cave, screaming always. We stomp Hanson Road like two Woolies trolleys with one dodgy wheel. Son Huy glow at us like sacred lantern shrine from Wingfield gods 🔥 🍚 FRIED RICE MOUNTAIN OF DESTINY Plate arrive. BOOM. Mountain. Bigger than hills behind Golden Grove. Rice sparkle like pokies at Munno Para. Shrimp go plop plop. Chinese sausage go YEET into mouth. Jesslyn eat cute like princess 😇 Me caveman grab so much rice me hand disappear like magic trick. Tapeworm inside yelling FEED ME FATHER 🪱💢 Me say SHUT UP WORM ME BUSY EATING Worm wiggle anyway 😵‍💫 🍜 BEEF PHO OF ANCESTORS Steam hit face like bus exhaust at Arndale 🚍🔥 Bowl deep like secrets of Holden factory ruins. Broth taste like heaven mixed with petrol station lollies. Jesslyn sip gentle 🍵 Me caveman dunk head in like goldfish on meth. Noodles slap face like wet rope. Beef soft soft. Onion circles floating doing ring-around-a-rosie. Tapeworm Caveworm doing cartwheels inside 🪱🤸‍♂️ Tapeworm began speaking in tongues: “SSSSSLURP’TA KRAKTA WORM’TA BROTHOS 🐖 CRISPY PORK OF THUNDER CRACKLE. LOUD. Sound like SAPOL helicopter at 3am 🚁 Jesslyn grab first piece, roar like warrior queen 🦁 Me caveman scared but hungry. Me bite. Me soul leave body, come back with Bunnings sausage 🌭✨ Cucumber cool. Pickle attack tongue like small angry ghost 👻 Rice good. Everything good. Tapeworm long now. Tapeworm practically renting space inside. After the feast, Tapeworm Caveworm grew strong. Strong like forklift. Strong like bloke who lifts at Anytime Fitness at 3am. It stood inside belly temple and proclaimed: “I AM WORMOS, FIRST OF MY NAME, HUNGRY OF ALL THINGS.” 🪨 FINAL CAVE VERDICT Son Huy sacred. Son Huy powerful. Son Huy feed tribe until brain smooth like river rock. Me Scottus full 🦍 Jesslyn Cavewoman happy 💕 Tapeworm Caveworm doing worm rave inside belly 🪱💃🪱🎶🪱 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ If disagree, meet us in cave behind Bunnings, bring weapon, no crying.

Scott

quote Delicious food, variety of dishes and fair quantity. Some of the staff are nice, other are careless and apathetic. Music can be extremely loud sometimes so better to dine in before diner time or take away

Arizza

quote Son Huy Vietnamese Restaurant serves incredible pho that is rich in flavor and perfectly balanced. The ambiance is welcoming, and the service is friendly, making it a delightful dining experience! For $22 it’s definitely worth it for a large bowl of and a home-made fresh lemonade

Philip Chau

quote The food deserves an outright five star. Every dish was spot on. I have never done a negative review and thought over multiple times before doing this review. I generally try to reach out to the restaurant directly and tell them where they have faulted instead of shaming them as it takes hard work and sweat to run a restaurant but in this case the lady on the counter was just outright rude. I initially thought on the first interaction that maybe i misunderstood or maybe a cultural difference and thought i would give it another chance to have a pleasant chat but she just seemed uninterested and not willing to be hospitable or welcoming. That just left us with sour taste. The food is highly recommended but the service was pathetic 😣

Aman Mattoo

quote Some of the best Vietnamese food in Adelaide. Also the price is worth the amount they give on the plate. I love how the place is clean and there’s enough room for leg space unlike over restaurants in the area. People are quite nice apart from one lady she seems to alway get in our way and and always talking in a wierd way. I think she’s from the Vietnamese restaurant as we used to go there too.

L